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Apothecary Beard Collection (Oil & Balm) - Scented to Order

Apothecary Beard Collection (Oil & Balm) - Scented to Order

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⚠️ IMPORTANT: COMPOUNDED TO ORDER This item is a custom creation. Please allow 3–5 business days for our artisans to blend, bottle, and set your product before shipping. Due to the custom nature of this product, returns are not accepted.

Old World Remedies. Modern Grooming.

Before beard care was a "trend," it was medicine. Barbers and apothecaries used herbal distillations—Lavender, Eucalyptus, Tea Tree—not just to scent the beard, but to heal the skin underneath.

The Apothecary Beard Collection is a return to those roots.

These are functional, herbal fragrances. They clear the sinuses, calm the mind, and soothe inflammation. If you suffer from sensitive skin or aggressive beard itch, this is your toolkit.

The Tools:

  • The Oil (The Elixir): This is skin food. We use a base of Jojoba and Avocado Oil that mimics your body's natural sebum. When paired with our herbal essential oil blends, it acts as a calming agent for the face—stopping redness, flaking, and the dreaded "beard itch" instantly.
  • The Balm (The Salve): A rich, protective blend of Shea Butter and Beeswax. It coats the hair shaft to lock in moisture and protect your beard from the elements. It turns a dry, brittle beard into something soft and manageable.

Why "Fresh" Herbal Scents Matter: Herbal oils are volatile. Lavender and Eucalyptus lose their therapeutic "kick" if they sit in a warehouse for months. By compounding these fresh to order, we ensure that the scent is sharp, medicinal, and potent—giving you the full aromatherapy experience.


📦 SELECT YOUR LOADOUT (Save on Sets)

1. Standard Issue (1oz Oil) The Daily Remedy. The standard 1oz dropper bottle. Perfect for the guy who wants a healthy, itch-free beard and the calming effect of herbal scents.

2. The Utility Tin (4oz Balm) The Conditioner. A large 4oz tin of conditioning balm. Ideal for medium-to-long beards. It tames flyaways and provides a soft, natural hold that doesn't feel crunchy.

3. The Master Supply (100ml Oil) The Apothecary Jug. Value Alert: This is nearly 3.5x the size of a standard bottle. If you have a big beard, or if you rely on a specific herbal scent to start your morning right, this is the most economical choice.

4. The Conditioning Protocol (1oz Oil + 4oz Balm) The "Heal & Seal" Kit. The gold standard for beard health.

  • Step 1 (Oil): Massage into the skin to heal dryness and soothe the itch.
  • Step 2 (Balm): Apply to the hair to seal the cuticle and soften the texture.
  • Result: A beard that feels healthy, smells clean, and looks intentional.

5. The Full Loadout (100ml Oil + 4oz Balm) The Complete Cure. The Master Supply oil paired with the Utility Tin balm. The full medicinal package for the bearded man.


SELECT YOUR REMEDY

The Apothecary

"Pure. Simple. Raw." For the purist who believes less is more. These scents focus on a single, high-quality ingredient or essential oil. They are linear, clean, and exactly what they say on the bottle. Perfect for sensitive noses or for layering.

Italian Bergamot

Complex. Floral. Citrus.

Primary Notes: Pure Bergamot Essential Oil.

The Vibe: The Prince of Citrus. If you love the scent of Earl Grey tea, this is the source code. It is the most sophisticated of the citrus family—grown in Southern Italy, it carries a unique floral and spicy character that simple lemons or oranges cannot match. It is bright, but with a grown-up, balsamic undertone.

The Profile: Fresh, fruity, and slightly bitter. Unlike the sharp acidity of a lemon, Bergamot is rounded and complex. It opens with a flash of tartness but settles into a warm, herbal sweetness. It is the backbone of classic colognes for a reason.

Who It’s For: The Sophisticate. You want a citrus scent that doesn't smell like kitchen cleaner. You appreciate complexity and subtlety. It is a refined, gentlemanly choice for a morning lift.


Cedar Atlas

Balsamic. Sweet. Exotic.

Primary Notes: Moroccan Atlas Cedar.

The Vibe: The ancient mountains. Sourced from the Atlas Mountains of Morocco, this is a different beast than the dry American cedars. It smells of history, old chests, and resin. It is warmer, sweeter, and more medicinal than its Western cousins.

The Profile: A true woody aromatic. While it maintains that classic pencil-shaving dryness, Atlas Cedar has a rich, balsamic sweetness lurking underneath. It is less "lumber yard" and more "incense." It is calming, grounding, and deeply resinous.

Who It’s For: The Explorer. If you prefer your wood scents to have a bit of mystery and exoticism, choose Atlas. It is perfect for relaxation and meditation.


Cedar Texas

Smoky. Dry. Rugged.

Primary Notes: Texas Cedarwood.

The Vibe: The American Southwest. If Atlas Cedar is a library, Texas Cedar is a campfire. It evokes the scrublands and dry heat of the plains. It is rougher, rawer, and undeniably masculine.

The Profile: Very similar to the Virginia varietal, but with an edge. It features a distinct smoky and tar-like undertone that cuts through the sweetness. It smells like split logs and leather. It is a heavy, enduring wood scent.

Who It’s For: The Cowboy. This is for the man who wants a scent with grit. If you love the smell of woodsmoke and dry earth, this is the varietal for you.


Cedar Virginia

Dry. Earthy. Pure.

Primary Notes: Virginia Cedarwood (Essential Oil).

The Vibe: The heart of the tree. This is a celebration of the wood itself, stripped of any fancy blending or perfumery. It evokes the feeling of stepping into a lumber yard or sharpening a fresh pencil. It is simple, honest, and undeniably clean.

The Profile: A pure, undiluted essential oil experience. By default, we use Virginia Cedar, known for its dry, crisp aroma. It is deep, slightly spicy, and very woody. (Note: If you prefer Texas or Atlas Cedar, simply specify in your order notes).

Who It’s For: The Minimalist. This is for the man who wants to smell like the outdoors, not a cologne counter. It is straightforward and unassuming, perfect for guys who hate "perfume" but want to smell fresh.


Lavender Reserve

Pure. Floral. Earthy.

Primary Notes: Bulgarian Lavender, French Lavender.

The Vibe: The gold standard of relaxation. We bypassed the cheap, synthetic blends found in grocery stores to bring you the "King of Lavender." It evokes the feeling of standing in the middle of a purple field in Provence. It is calming, medicinal in the best way, and utterly authentic.

The Profile: A complex study in simplicity. We utilize a blend of 100% pure Bulgarian and French essential oils. This gives the scent a depth that is rare—it isn't just "flowery." It carries the earthy, herbal undertones of the plant stem, resulting in a robust aroma that soothes the mind.

Who It’s For: The Purist. If you use scent to decompress, this is your tool. It is perfect for the evening shower or a Sunday recovery day. If you appreciate ingredients that come from the earth, not a lab, this is for you.


Sicilian Lemon

Sharp. Bright. Iconic.

Primary Notes: Cold Pressed Lemon Peel.

The Vibe: Sunshine in a bottle. There are no tricks here—this is the smell of a knife slicing through a fresh yellow lemon in a sun-drenched kitchen. It is arguably the cleanest scent on earth. It wakes up the brain and scrubs away the mental fog of the morning.

The Profile: We use 100% pure essential oil to capture the rind, the zest, and the juice. It is high-frequency energy. It doesn't evolve or change; it just blasts you with pure, tart freshness from start to finish.

Who It’s For: The Minimalist. You believe that clean is the ultimate aesthetic. You don't want a "perfume"; you just want to smell fresh, sharp, and ready to go.


Zest of Lime

Zesty. Bitter. Green.

Primary Notes: Cold Pressed Lime Peel.

The Vibe: The Garnish. "Expressed" means the oil was crushed from the peel, not distilled from the juice. This captures the bitter, green, aromatic oils of the skin. It is the scent of a lime twist being cracked over a drink—rich, oily, and intense.

The Profile: A sharp, tart scent with body. Unlike distilled lime (which can smell like candy), expressed lime has a "green" bitterness to it that feels more natural and raw. It is the truest representation of the fruit itself.

Who It’s For: The Purist. You want the raw, unfiltered experience. You appreciate the bitterness of the rind as much as the sweetness of the juice.


Key Lime

Sweet. Candy. Vibrant.

Primary Notes: Steam Distilled Lime.

The Vibe: Margaritaville. While Expressed Lime is the peel, Distilled Lime is the juice. It embodies the heart and soul of a relaxing day on a sandy beach. It is invigoratingly vibrant, sweet, and projects that classic "Life Saver" lime aroma.

The Profile: Explicitly juicy. The distillation process removes the bitter terpenes found in the peel, leaving behind a scent that is sugary, high-pitched, and incredibly refreshing. It captures the essence of a lime wedge squeezed into a cold drink.

Who It’s For: The Vacationer. You want a scent that triggers happy memories of summer. It is uncomplicated, fun, and impossible to dislike.


Pink Grapefruit

Tangy. Bitter. Clean.

Primary Notes: Pink/White Grapefruit.

The Vibe: The breakfast of champions. Grapefruit is a unique citrus because it balances sugar with bitterness. It smells like a fresh start. It is known in aromatherapy for being a mood lifter and a stress reducer.

The Profile: True to fruit. It smells exactly like a freshly sliced grapefruit—lovely citrus notes with that characteristic tangy "bite" at the end. It cuts through heat and humidity better than almost any other scent.

Who It’s For: The Active Man. This is a great post-workout scent. It feels "fat-cutting" and sharp, scrubbing away the grime of the day and leaving you feeling lighter.


Sweet Orange

Juicy. Sweet. Happy.

Primary Notes: Sweet Orange Peel.

The Vibe: Florida groves. It is hard to smell an orange and not smile. It is the scent of peeling a Clementine during the holidays or drinking fresh juice. It is warm, comforting, and universally loved.

The Profile: True to its name. It is a strong, linear orange odor. It lacks the bitterness of grapefruit or the sourness of lemon; it is pure, golden sweetness. It feels rounder and softer than the other citrus oils.

Who It’s For: The Optimist. You want a scent that is friendly and approachable. It is great for families or guys who want a scent that feels "sunny" rather than "aggressive."


Peppermint

Icy. Menthol. Focusing.

Primary Notes: 100% Peppermint Essential Oil.

The Vibe: Sub-zero. This isn't a candy cane; this is a medicinal tool. Peppermint is nature’s air conditioning. It wakes up the senses, clears the sinuses, and cools the skin. It is the olfactory equivalent of splashing your face with ice water.

The Profile: A burst of cool, refreshing menthol. We use pure essential oil known for its ability to relieve stress and soothe headaches. It is piercing, crisp, and incredibly clean. It doesn't just smell good; it physically feels cold.

Who It’s For: The High Performer. Whether you are an athlete needing to cool down or a professional needing to focus, Peppermint is a functional fragrance. It is for the man who uses his grooming routine to wake up and get moving.


How to Use

  • Oil: Use the dropper to dispense a dime-sized amount into your palm. Rub hands together. Massage upward into the beard, ensuring you reach the skin underneath.
  • Balm: Scrape a thumbnail-sized amount of balm. Warm it between your palms until melted. Smooth it downward over the beard to seal the hair and shape the style.
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